Paris Hilton: “When I See These Kids, I Want to, Like, Slap Them”

That’s probably the most normal response the airhead heiress had, as told to The Cut, upon seeing Sofia Coppola’s The Bling Ring in Cannes. Hilton, who let Coppola film in the actual Hollywood home robbed so daringly and meticulously (not! the door was unlocked) by a gaggle of Hollywood teens, also offered these enlightened tidbits: “During some parts of it, I literally had tears in my eyes and I wanted to cry;” “I was like, ‘Oh my God, this really happened to me. These kids were really in my house and did this to me;” “I mostly blame the main girl. I don’t know her name. But her;” and finally, “Yeah, bitch.” Ok, ok, that last one was in response to a random passerby who wanted a picture with her.

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