While 94-year-old Zsa Zsa Gabor remains sequestered, post-hip replacement surgery, at L.A.’s Cedars-Sinai hospital, biographer Wendy Leigh dished to the Daily Mail on her friend of 35 years. When it came to her beauty regimen, the actress-cum-plastic surgery enthusiast once sought the advice of one “Elizabeth” at the Palm Beach Saks Chanel counter. “When Elizabeth was revealed to be a transsexual (or a transvestite, Zsa Zsa was never sure which), instead of expiring with shock, Zsa Zsa roared with laughter and stayed friends with her,” Leigh writes. But Gabor’s outsize ego could never abide fellow glamazons Ivana Trump and Joan Collins, whom she dismissed as “stupid.” A man’s woman, the nine times-married Gabor may have ultimately loved her shih tzus more than her playboy hubbies. Channeling a long-lost John Waters movie, Leigh describes the diva’s doggy style thusly: “She loved giving parties for them, during which she made them hot dogs on her beloved hot dog machine.” We want to be a rich person’s dog, thanks.