In a cheeky mockery of celebrity culture, UK artist and eBay user Barneymarco listed a perfectly tasteless item for auction, a nude sculpture of a conjoined, three-legged Brangelina.

A tribute to the glory that was and a memorial for our collective loss, the hyper-realistic, three-foot-tall sculpture is made from mannequin-grade wax, glass eyes, and human hair (presumably human pubes, too).

The description of the now-closed auction (no bids, surprisingly) urged would-be bidders to “commemorate the iconic celebrity uncoupling,” which the artist seems to blame on the usual suspect, the man, judging from the crossed fingers behind Brad Pitt’s back.