If we know Hintsters, and we just might, we think you’re going to fancy the fancy footwear of Filipino shoe designer Kermit Tesuro. Even before the obligatory Lady Gaga strutted around in his cuckoo confections, the Central Saint Martins’ grad was getting plenty of avant-attention. The next time you see electric-blue tentacles encircling someone’s ankles, or chunks of black plastic melting around their feet, don’t be alarmed — it’s only Kermit using his imagination.