We confess we’ve never seen The Face, Naomi Campbell’s model competition reality show on Oxygen. Yet somehow we know a particularly bitchy line she delivers to Coco Rocha, the mentor for a rival team, during one of their spats: “Check your lipstick before you come and talk to me.” Granted, it was a strange shade of purple.

Needless to say, Coco opted out of returning for season two, leaving Naomi to hunt for a new supermodel mentor. She may have found one in an old pal. “I asked Kate Moss to do The Face,” she said on BBC’s Radio 1 Breakfast Show. “I asked her last night. I have faith.”

There’s just one problem. Kate is famously shy about her voice, which makes her the ideal model. Remember, her motto is never explain, never complain. Interestingly, she went on the same BBC radio show earlier this year. But we’re pretty sure it was the first and last time she’s spoken publicly in a very long time, and only because it was for charity. Then again, who dares say no to Naomi?