Sometimes getting a supermodel to pose with a junky product works, in the way sexy and nerdy make a funny combination. This is not one of those times. Watch as Kate Upton, currently the cover girl of Vanity Fair’s 100-year anniversary issue, trips balls and dreams about Hot Pockets — those frozen “treats” passed off as pizza, or calzone, or whatever — alongside Snoop Dogg (not Lion?) and other rappers rapping about being baked. Larry King also makes a cameo, dripping in bling and talking about cheese. Apparently Flavor Flav was busy…

It’s sort of like a cross between this Carl’s Jr ad…

and whatever this is…