Not the Fame She Wanted, Anna Nicole Smith Breaks into TV Movies

Poor Anna Nicole Smith. As if her life and death weren’t already fraught with indignities, Lifetime is following up it’s spectacularly awful Liz & Dick biopic with a made-for-TV movie based on the hard-partying archetypal blonde. Judging from the wanton trailer, The Anna Nicole Smith Story will be packed with pills, booze, stripping, morning-after makeup, lesbian groping, and yelling at a child. What’s worse, her face is painted like a sad clown in one scene. But worst of all? She’s played by a relative unknown! There is no greater indignity…


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