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Marc Jacobs is homeless
Marc Jacobs is overrated
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Karl Lagerfeld diet
Karl Lagerfeld is never happy anyway
Karl Lagerfeld‘s Chanel collection is inspired

Donatella Versace before plastic surgery
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Donatella Versace was a man

What did John Galliano say?
John Galliano Dior newspaper dress
John Galliano rehab

Calvin Klein loves Japan
How to look like a Calvin Klein model
Calvin Klein is no friend of mine

Alexander Wang is Vera Wang’s son
Alexander Wang is not a great designer
Why Alexander Wang is an inspiration

Ralph Lauren is Jewish
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Oprah talks to Ralph Lauren