Mukluks have nothing on Phoebe Philo’s spring heels for Céline. You know the age of the reptilian shoe is over when you’re slipping your feet into a bed of mink, like something out of a Flintstones’ Easter egg hunt. And no matter how bizarre they are or how much of a toy they must look like to cats, they’re the very height of luxury. Bonus: never again will you have pinched toes.

Around $5,000 at Céline stores