Hugh Jackman’s Pube Stalker Is Arrested

You’ll be relieved to know that Gotham has one less pube stalker roaming the streets. Last night a disturbed woman approached Hugh Jackman while he worked out at Gotham Gym and flung an electric razor full of pubes at him that she pulled from her waistband. According to the Post, “She was screaming ‘I love you!’ as a staffer dragged her away from the star.” She’s been arrested and identified as 47-year-old Kathleen Thurston.

While slightly funny, Jackman later said he had seen the woman outside his West Willage home and his children’s school, which makes the incident quite alarming, too. “Here’s a woman who obviously needs help,” he said. “So I just hope she gets the help she needs.” Leave it to Jackman to stay calm about the close shave.

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