Co-directed by Dasha Zhukova, Garage magazine has made a lengthy video about the peacocking phenomenon that Suzy Menkes described (and lamented) so poignantly in a recent T article.

Tongue-in-cheek at times, the video doesn’t just present more footage of these peacocks at work (although it does that quite well), but also points to a festering frustration among many a fashion editor with the ensuing fracas outside the shows and the sidelining of the main event.

Ultimately, almost as many questions are raised as answered, perhaps most pressing: Why is someone taking a bubble bath while being interviewed on camera?