No horse? No problem. The latest in its “sport objects” series (aka not for sale), Louis Vuitton has created a luxury polo bike, employing a team of LV’s skilled craftsmen to work with the steel, aluminum, leather, and so on. Plus, to remind everyone of the bike’s posh provenance, the front wheel is closed with a damier-printed graphite canvas, so as to prevent a wayward mallet from sending the player flying across the hard court. Oh yeah, that’s another thing not needed: a grass field.

Here’s a sexy video by the porn-inspired (his words) photographer Jonathan Leder showing a girl in high heels introducing the “Louis Vuitton Boys”…