Forget UV rays. This visor from Alexander McQueen—the showpiece from the fall runway that people thought wouldn’t be produced, but here it is—could shield you from a radioactive shower if you were sitting front and center at a nuclear explosion. Which is basically what the sun is, billions of nuclear explosions per second. Don one of these mirrored plexiglass objets and you’ll never feel exposed, whether on the beach, the front row or a walk of shame.  

$475 at Alexander McQueen