You might have thought Ann Demeulemeester’s awning-sized black hats for spring—looking part Salem witch, part Huckleberry Finn, part Daniel Day-Lewis in There Will Be Blood—were made only for effect on the runway (which, by the way, was strewn with sand). But here they are, produced and ready to shield you from whatever an angry, Global Warming-emboldened sun might throw your way. But you’ll need to find a way to turn some of that sand into diamonds because these topstitched, calf-leather Sirio Western hats start at $1400. At Ann Demeulemeester boutiques and LN-CC in London.