Everyone knows Christian Louboutin’s razor-sharp stilettos could double as a deadly weapon. Now there’s one you can wear on your arm, too. For spring 2012, Monsieur took his trademark steely spikes to handbags in his new Roxane collection. No matter the size—large shopper, medium shoulder bag, envelope clutch, or wallet—the calf leather and water snake bags can do some serious damage. You don’t have to put on the red light, as Sting would urge his Roxanne, but you might want to think about some protective gear before swinging on one of these bad boys.
$2495 at ChristianLouboutin.com