In the spirit of Mad Libs, for Valentine’s Day we asked Hint sweethearts to show us some love and fill in the blanks…

DRIES VAN NOTEN
Make omelettes not war
Warming makes the world go round
All you need is space
Lead is in the air
What’s recession got to do with it?
Confusion at first sight
Tainted identity
I visit New York
Justify my prices
Passion will find a way
Can’t buy me art
Missed connection
The threads of my life
Lucky in life
Psycho handles
Head over heels in dizziness
Confidence conquers all

STEPHEN JONES
Make hats not war
Fashion makes the world go round
All you need is a first class round-the-world ticket
Veiling is in the air
What’s reason got to do with it?
Sex at first sight
Tainted reputation
Justify my neediness
Google will find a way
T connection
The bane of my life
Lucky in your pants
Head over heels in Manolos
Disco conquers all

SIMON DOONAN
Make corsages not war
Drag queens make the world go round
All you need is Goyard
Glade is in the air
What’s dwarf-tossing got to do with it?
Groping at first sight
Tainted taint
I dry-humped New York
Justify my Moncler
Barack will find a way
Can’t buy me youth
Spandex connection
The tuna melt of my life
Lucky in Louboutins
Chelsea Handler handles
Head over heels in my gay sister’s composting toilet
Cheekiness conquers all

JOAN JULIET BUCK
Make peace not war
Honey makes the world go round
All you need is balls
Hope is in the air
What’s Jesus got to do with it?
Blond at first sight
Tainted fingers
I envy New York
Justify my claim
GPS will find a way
Can’t buy me dinner
Nylon connection
The bread of my life
Lucky in real estate
Adipose handles
Head over heels in shit
Rhinoplasty conquers all

GILES DEACON
Make up not war
Giant hamsters make the world go round
All you need is scotch eggs
Nuclear fallout is in the air
What’s tina turner got to do with it
Shoot at first sight
Tainted reputation
I eye New York (see you soon!)
Justify my existence
Homing pigeons will find a way
Can’t buy me Uggs
Fuzzy connection
The bane of my life
Lucky in leather
CB handles (BREAKER BREAKER!)
Head over heels on wheels
Scotch eggs conquer all (yes, scotch eggs twice)

WALTER VAN BEIRENDONCK
Make sex not war
Hugs make the world go round
All you need is lust
Friendship is in the air
What’s this got to do with it?
Beauty at first sight
Tainted future
I adore New York
Justify my feelings
Porn will find a way
Can’t buy me arrows
Hard connection
The light of my life
Lucky in wonder
Sexy handles
Head over heels in high heels
Friends conquer all

JADE PARFITT
Make art not war
Magic makes the world go round
Snow is in the air
What’s money got to do with it
Fright at first sight
Tainted doves
I adore New York
Justify my patience
Satnav will find a way
Can’t buy me laughter
Tube connection
The fun of my life
Lucky in life
Door handles
Head over heels in Louboutin
Charm conquers all

JOHN BARTLETT
Make merkins not war
Justify my whitney
Can’t buy me fame
Lucky in like
Head over heels in flats

BRUCE LABRUCE
Make out not war
Either the sun’s gravitational pull or Liza Minnelli make the world go round
All you need is booze
Ass is in the air
What’s Madonna got to do with it?
Hate at first sight
Tainted tuna
I happen to feel somewhat indifferent about New York
Justify my art
Herpes will find a way
Can’t buy me out
French connection
The unlove of my life
Lucky in lust
Hateful handles
Head over heels in heels
Agnes Varda conquers all

TERENCE KOH
Make sperm not war
Sperm makes the world go round
All you need is sperm
Sperm is in the air
What’s sperm got to do with it?
Sperm at first sight
Tainted sperm
I sperm New York
Justify my sperm
Sperm will find a way
Can’t buy me sperm
Sperm connection
The sperm of my life
Lucky in sperm
Sperm handles
Head over heels in sperm
Sperm conquers all

KEMBRA PFAHLER
Make fuck not war
Fuck makes the world go round
All you need is fuck
Fuck is in the air
What’s fuck got to do with it?
Fuck at first sight
Tainted fuck
I fuck New York
Justify my fuck
Fuck will find a way
Can’t buy me fuck
Fuck connection
The fuck of my life
Lucky in fuck
Fuck handles
Head over heels in fuck
Fuck conquers all