That and the other refreshingly ribald slogans on these cute totes by Maude and Tilda, the new sister line of French label Locher’s, have had us tee-heeing all day. They’re like a sweet little girl with ribbons in her hair and the mouth of a sailor.

It’s not all bad behavior though. The bags are ethically made (no sweatshops) in the UK and France from 100% unbleached and undyed cotton canvas, and hand-printed using environmentally friendly inks. 

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