James Franco’s Ass Gets a Cover

He’s canoodled with guys on screen, including Sean Penn, and camped it up like Lady Marmalade on the cover of Candy. Now James Franco takes his protracted gay-teasing to another level, baring his peachy derriere on the latest cover of Flaunt. The headline “A Thorny Issue” probably refers to the viny tramp stamp above the cheeks because clearly it’s unrelated to his rear asset, an adorably pert, perfectly spherical, delightfully hairless zone. Squeamish types, however, can go straight to the alternate cover, where the education-obsessed actor is photographed sitting in a child’s school desk. As for us, we’re addicted to crack.

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