Fave Five…

tweets from @CondeElevator, an anonymous new Twitter page started by a mole—or should we say beauty mark?—at Conde Nast with a good memory for the bons mots muttered in the building’s famed elevators. While we can’t vouch for the tweets’ veracity, we can vouch for their hilarity…

  • Teen Vogue-er to Teen Vogue-er: “I don’t understand why she was so pissed. I’d want to know if something made me look fat.”


  • Girl 1: Oh man, I’m so tired, I was at the Rangers game late last night… Girl 2: Wait, really? Me too. Which one do YOU date?

  • [Guy walks into elevator wearing “Legalize Gay” t-shirt] Teen Voguer: That shirt is so two months ago.

  • Fashion Girl Fl 12: Do these shoes make me look like I have cankles? Fashion Guy: No, they just have really fat straps.

  • [silence] [silence] [silence] [silence] [silence] [silence] [silence] [silence] Summer Intern: “Was that…?” Intern #2: “Yeah” #annawintour

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