The funny thing about the Rapture this weekend is that you can’t really prepare, can you? You can’t stock up on canned goods or have a bunker party because, let’s face it, if god exists and he’s mad, then you’re out of luck. What you can do, however, is splurge on a Lady Gaga-inspired, Nicola Formichetti-curated, Gilt-hosted online auction, benefitting the Robin Hood Foundation.

The Lady Gaga X Gilt Groupe charity sale, starting at noon tomorrow and lasting only three days, features the pseudo-virginal Mugler dress that Gaga donned in the last runway show, tickets to another Mugler presentation in Paris and of course VIP tickets to see momma monster herself on her Born This Way tour.

Would God really give you something to look forward to if this whole Armageddon thing isn’t just some PR stunt for a fringe fundamental Christian group?