You might want to steady yourself before continuing. Dover Street Market, the jewel of London’s retail crown, is slashing its fall merch by up to 70%. Riiiight?! Which merch exactly is toyingly unclear, but as the sale—apparently onsite only—comes in the final days before the store’s big reveal of its spring displays, you can safely assume pretty much everything you want. So, to recap, the sale ends promptly at 6:30 pm, January 11, when the store closes to the public until its reopening on January 15 with a bounty of all-new spring merch.