Sofia Coppola premiered her latest film, Somewhere, at the Tribeca Grand over the weekend. We couldn’t make it, but we were somewhere, too. We caught a near-simultaneous screening of the view-from-inside-a-bubble flick, starring Stephen Dorff and Dakota Fanning’s little sister Elle, at the Marrakech Film Festival. Granted, our showing didn’t have James Franco and Marina Abramović in attendance, but we did stare down a giant plate of lamb kebab at the festival’s closing ceremony later that evening. Does that count?…