We’re J’Loving…

…that Dolce & Gabbana is the title sponsor of the Italian boxing team Milano Thunder, the first time the duo has designed for and lent their name to a sports team (what, no race car?). Following the label’s testosterone-fueled, Tony Ward-modeled new D&G cologne, La Force, here’s what the fighters can look forward to. The competition uniform will be black-and-white, with the logo taking the colors of the Italian flag, and the pugilist’s name embroidered on the shorts and robe. The formal uniform, meanwhile, will consist of a black two-buttoned suit and white shirt. In all, this has to be the height of sexy, swarthy, Italian machismo—a cross between The Jersey Shore, The Bachelor and Rocky. Which begs the question: which one of these guys will be Madonna‘s next boyfriend?

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