Seems the specter of an untapped money-making opportunity has sent Lady Gaga’s fame monster into overdrive. Like any number of highly imitable performers before her, Gaga has given fans a lot of material to work with, sartorially speaking. But that hasn’t stopped her from providing the less industrious of her little monsters with some new go-to Gaga—Halloween costumes, to be exact. Available now on her official website, the goods range from soda-can wigs and human-hair bows to that patriotic stripper ensemble she donned for her Telephone video. Noticeably absent: bubble dresses, Kermit the Frog suits, and anything latex. $6.99 will get you a red headscarf like the one she wore to the MuchMusic awards last year, but from the looks of it, the same thing could easily be pilfered from your local Jo-Ann Fabrics or the windows of your neighborhood bordello.