If pigs flew and hell froze over, and if Perez Hilton and Paris Hilton were paid enough money to hook up (please, no sex tape), their love child would pop out looking exactly like this. Meet Scotland’s #1 Male Barbie, as ascribed to him by the BBC in a segment that dumps all over his bleached-blonde, pancake-creamed, Ganguro-girl look. But it takes guts to mince around in micro-shorts and an orange face, especially in a place like Aberdeen, so we applaud the chutzpah! …