Let’s just say Tiffany had us at “What the hell are you doing in my VIP tent?” Along with fellow 80s teenybopper (and Playboy centerfold) Debbie Gibson, the flame-haired mall crawler stars in the upcoming Syfy Channel made-for-TV movie Mega Python vs. Gatoroid. In a sneak peek from the pseudo-sapphic romp, Tiffany, an overzealous yet ethical park ranger, dukes it out with Gibson, a rabid animal rights activist. Despite their mutual affinity for god’s creatures, there’s no love lost between the two—hence the epic, pie-strewn brawl pitting Tiffany’s cleavage against Gibson’s undies. Despite both having nature-themed Syfy films to their names, neither singer will be up for anything other than a Razzie anytime soon. Maybe instead of wincing at Gibson’s wet-noodle delivery of “oh bitch, please,” or shrinking from Tiffany’s over-collagened lips, we’ll just close our eyes and hark back to their electric youth.