We didn’t make it up so don’t blame us, but there’s an unwritten rule that says every girl who’s going to be cool in seventh grade must wear blue eyeliner and hot pink lipstick with a coat of frosty pink on top. It’s a hot look called “ready,” and Bobbi Brown took a welcome break from earth-tone sanity to make a new face palette dedicated to it—and it even has a zipper. From fall’s Denim and Rose collection, it’s very Dolly Parton, with private-lake blue and tinsel-silver eyeshadow, plus fuchsia lipgloss and crazy holographic iced-lilac swirly goo that’s also supposed to be used as lipgloss but should really be applied everywhere. We’d give more airplay to the truly pretty neutrals in here, but we’re just too distracted by shiny things. $60 at Barneys New York