Viktor & Rolf, designers

What is your idea of bliss?
Lack of self-criticism.

What is your idea of misery?
Being lonely and gravely ill.

What is your proudest moment?
After the Glamour Factory show.

What is your greatest regret?
Before the Glamour Factory show.

What would be the first sentence of your biography?
“Having boldly gone where nobody went before, etc.”

What catchphrase do you use the most?
“Sigh.”

What is your second Google email alert?
What is a Google email alert?

What is your best personality trait?
Genius.

What is your worst personality trait?
Elusiveness.

What is your most embarrassing fashion moment?
Sporting the imprint of a massage table on our foreheads while being seated next to Infanta Elena of Spain at an awards ceremony dinner.

What do you do when you’re creatively blocked?
Blame each other.

What would you ask for if you were granted one wish?
More.

What historical figure would you most like to meet?
Jesus.

What is your most treasured possession?
Our dogs Vicky and Zwaantje.

If you could erase one memory, what would it be?
We forgot.