Chanel may have blown the cruise collection out of the water with a blockbuster Saint Tropez show that included sailboats, white sand, motorcycles and buckets of models in yacht wear. But not to be outdone, their French cousins at Colette are also heading to the south of France for the Cannes Film Festival, launching later this week. Except, current buzz has it that this year’s edition is uncharacteristically lackluster, which may explain the tailgate invasion they have planned: a gym, BBQ, cook-lette and bodypaint by André. Zut alors! We’re hoping they’re also providing Colette showers to wash off all the luxury fun.