We’re not sure if this is epic, scary or epically scary, but Michael Jackson’s estate has joined forces with Cirque de Soleil for an acrobatic Las Vegas extravaganza set to the King of Pop’s hits. And we thought it couldn’t get better than Celine Dion and flying mimes. We’re picturing giant statues and a cast bigger than Titanic in white gloves and leather jackets (no word if Balmain will produce the costumes). For some, this is a reason to start lining up, for others, a sure sign of the end of days, but whatever the case, the mega-bucks stage show promises to be a massive production when it debuts next year, with 3D technology and even a Jackson-themed nightclub. Captain EO, who?