Ashes to ashes, updates to updates. What our jet-not Facebook friends are saying…

Geordon Nicol crazy!!! en route to emergency military base for flight to Paris!

Henry Holland Upgrade to pentouse at The Chateau. LOVE a fake honeymoon. Stranded in LA and loving it.

Marlon Richards volcano has sent me to Sports Bar whence I go to watch “splendid sunsets” and then try and fly home…

Christopher Shannon Q: What’s the difference between the Icelandic volcano and Cheryl Cole? – A: The volcano is still blowing ash.

David Furnish Virgin flight to LA tomorrow is cancelled. Volcano?? Kiss my ash!!!

Joan Juliet Buck Frankly, the notion that I could end up stranded in Paris because of exploding volcano in Iceland feels just like springtime.

Billy Eichner I think Lady Gaga’s gone a little too far with this whole volcanic ash costume.

Nicola Formichetti @ Terence Koh: I WISH IM THERE!! IM FUCKING STUCK IN PARIS!! MIGHT DRIVE TO BARCELONA TOMORROW TO CATCH FLIGHT!! LG TOLD ME SHE IS HAVING SO MUCH FUN WIT YOU GUYS. X

Mert Alas STUCK IN LA!!!!!! I WANNA GO BACK HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Julia Restoin Roitfeld happy to be stuck in London!

Brian Phillips almost got on a 15 hour train to barcelona from milan to catch a flight, then had wine instead, staying put.

Mariano Vivanco On my way to Barcelona, the only flight at this airport!!!

Jason Farrer getting home from Europe today… uhm epic

Sherry Vine: bjork farted and all flights were canceled.

Will Broome there’s a cloud of shit lingering over the North of the country…nothing new there then?

Rick Herron is just waiting for a new press release from the Westboro Baptist Church blaming gays for the cloud of volcanic ash across Europe. I’m sure we’ve done something or other to piss off god lately. Payback for Ricky Martin coming out maybe?

Did we miss any? Comment below! Hilarious and/or cynical, please.