Is Martha Stewart the Next Lady Gaga?

…a reader asks, because how else do you explain these fantastic gold-sequin, pseudo-harem pants she wore out last night? We applaud the chutzpah, Martha, but if you’re going to assume the Gag’s over-the-top style, you’ll need to lose the top, wrap yourself in police tape and don a hat fashioned after a telephone. You might want to give some thought to pink hair, too.

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