Hotelier extraordinaire Andre Balazs is said to be developing a new TV drama based on the unseemly activities in his hotels. We’re picturing a mix between The Shining and Are You Being Served? (Page Six)

Never lacking in decorative hardware, Karl Lagerfeld can now add “Commander of the French Legion of Honor” to his list of accolades and medals. (Vogue UK)

Model Abbey Lee sets the record straight: she touches herself because she wants to, not because Terry Richardson tells her to. (Times UK)

In a gilded Paris salon, the house of McQueen presented Lee’s final collection, 15 ethereal looks of otherworldly beauty and a fitting swan song for his epic talent. (NY Times)

If you wanna curl up with a good book, opt for Henrik Vibskov’s The Panda People and Other Works. It’s as cute as it sounds. (slamxhype)