We almost lost our tuck when we got word of Logo’s new lineup. In addition to season two of RuPaul’s Drag Race (premiering February 1), the nelly network—which might just be gayer than Bravo—will debut a spinoff series, RuPaul’s Drag U, in July. Billed as a competition in which everyday gals duke it out to release their inner Bebe Zahara Benet, the show will feature Ms. Ru and a crew of queenly cohorts instructing Plain Janes in the ancient art of fierceness. Not to be outdone on the diva front, Kept, a “docu-series” featuring sugar daddies and the high-living boys who love them, will air in October (sans Marc Jacobs and Lorenzo Martone, despite rumors). Expect a compelling cross between Manhunt.com and The Real Housewives of Fire Island. In summary, if you haven’t done so already, subscribe to Logo—like, now.