headlines from the new WWWWD, the heeelariously satirical trade paper, because some of them don’t seem so far off from the truth…

• – Lady Gaga and FedEx Kinko’s Team Up for Bubble Wrap Collection
• – Christian Siriano to Host CW’s America’s Next Top
• – Freed Korean Journalists DeeJay Epic Prada Bash
• – Pierre Rougier Reveals Remarkable Transition from Abu Ghraib Prison Guard to PR Mastermind
• – Social Butterfly Genevieve Jones to Launch New iPhone App, iNeedAttention