Thank goodness for young Alexander Wang, who’s breaking the monotony of aimless Tweets and Facebook updates with the launch of his US-only e-shop. We can now devote ourselves to countless hours drooling over his latest must-have accessories, which clear out of store shelves faster than an empty-kegger Brooklyn roof party. Gems include the Coco mini duffel, the Brenda zip bag, and the Donna hobo. There’s also a full range of fall’s killer shoe collection, all named after his impossibly glamorous tribe of loyal models (the Lara combat boot, Hanne zip boot with flap and the Frankie Creeper combat high top, etc.). In addition, the online boutique will carry T by Alexander Wang—the collection of jersey neutrals that will keep you looking slouchy and forlorn on your LES stoop. And if that wasn’t enough, Wang will celebrate the launch with a special preview of his upcoming men’s T line, which will debut this upcoming spring. We hope and pray this is a harbinger of a full men’s line since we’re tired of squeezing into x-larges in the women’s department.